there's a pill for that

overheard at the gym yesterday morning:

"i realized i have been suffering from depression for years. now that's i'm taking anti-depressants, i feel so much better."

"so how do they make you feel?"

"you know that feeling when you get out of bed for work in the morning and you just don't want to move? like you'd rather die than get up and get going? like you're walking through quicksand? it helps with that. it helps me move...and it makes it so i don't want to kill my co-workers."