which came first

am i tired because i'm lazy? or am i lazy because i'm tired? i can barely stand to sit at the computer right now, and it;s not like the sun's out calling to me. i just want to crawl in bed with a good book and an orange cat and nap and read the day away. i guess, since i don't have anything due, there's nothing wrong with that. and why am i so hungry? if i didn't know any better, i'd think i might be pregnant, but since that's medically impossible, i will just attribute it ot the fluctuating weather. winter one day. summer the next. then winter. then summer. wash. rinse. repeat.